no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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