There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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