Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We have so much sex to catch up on
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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