marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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