ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I want to fling myself into the sun
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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