you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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