And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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