I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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