i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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