Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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