I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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