my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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