omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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