I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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