I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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