I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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