Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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