What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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