I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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