So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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