can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
