My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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