You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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