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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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