Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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