Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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