Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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