im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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