you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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