Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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