I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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