Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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