they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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