shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
