my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My balls are so social today.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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