Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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