Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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