Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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