Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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