He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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