it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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