3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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