Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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