her vagine was all disorganized.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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