So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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