You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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