im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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