a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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