just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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