Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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