On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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