we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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