U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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