Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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