You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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