Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
her vagine was all disorganized.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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