The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
